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Name: ZACH NELSON
Height: 5' 10"
Race: PARTIAL ANIMAL (Chameleon)Personality:
WHAT'S UP, I'm Zach and I think I'm pretty darn cool! I like playing pranks on people and my FAVORITE thing to do is to take photos of people in embarrassing situations, like falling down on their faces or getting hit in the CROTCH. I upload all my photos to my instagram (which is evil_lemons27) and I laugh at them whenever I'm bored (●´∀｀●).
I have been told I'm REALLY OBNOXIOUS and I CAN'T TELL when I'm not wanted but hey that's gotta be a bunch of BULL because I'm totally cool and raising your VOICE for no reason is way RAD.
When I find something that's FUNNY I LIKE TO share it with everyone by spamming their emails with links and even though people delete me off their contact list or IGNORE ME THE NEXT day I still think it's real funny and I just email them with more COOL SHIT （⌒▽⌒）. MY FAVORITE THING RIGHT NOW are LOLCATS and I send everyone on my contact list 600 pictures of lolcats every week.Backstory:
I'm A NORMAL KID and I bully people who are smaller than me. I also wear cool clothes and DO COOL HAND GESTURES AND poses when I feel like it. Someone once told me that I TRY TOO HARD, whatever that means. I am adopted and my parents suck （￣ー￣）but IT'S ALL COOL cause my real parents are probably rich billionaires that will come back for me one day.
HOW DID I OBTAIN MY POWERS YOU ASK?? WELL I ate a chameleon, cool huh??
Truthfully, I saw a chameleon one day and I wanted it as my pet, so I chased it all around the park but I think it got mad or something cause it BIT ME WHAT THE HELL, and I had this GAPING WOUND on my leg. I'm too cool for doctors and bandages so I walked around with blood and guts dripping out of my leg for 2 days (all the girls fainted at my feet WOAH (°ロ°)), but apparently that was BAD because I got a really serious viral infection and I NEARLY DIED ON THE OPERATING TABLE.
I hate telling that story though BECAUSE ITS coolness factor is like -67, so when people ask I just tell them I ate a chameleon. ヽ(゜∇゜)ノPowers:
MY POWERS are the coolest, I can turn invisible and also things I touch invisible, SO I DON't have to get NAKED like in movies ( ・◇・). I am also spiderman's disciple and I can stick to the WALLS and ceiling.
THIS IS A SECRET but I've always wanted a tail BUT MY STUPID powers did not come with one, so I tied a tail around my waist. It trips me up SOMETIMES, but hey, it's cool so whatever.
I gotta watch out though my invisibility breaks if someone comes into contact with me. LAME. ALso I can't turn big things invisible (╥_╥). Duties:
I am a THEIF AND I AM REALLY good at stealing stuff cause invisibility yo. Harry potter's invisibility cloak got nothing on me.Misc:
I love lemons
Also, I am cooler on the internet, my blog has 11 followers ( ^▽^)